"It Had To Be -Un [Kim Jong]" In the Department of Poetic Justice (and the Great American Wrongbook)
From Susan J. Cook | Part of the The River Is Wide series | 02:46
A musical tribute to the most recent historic meeting of minds between You Know Who. And Who Else, to the tune from the 1924 tune "It Had To Be You",
In the Department of Poetic Justice (and from the Great American Wrongbook)
"It had TO Be -Un"
(could be sung to the tune from "It Had To Be You")
It had to be -Un.
It had to be -Un.
I travelled around, until I knew I'd found my -Un.
Yes, he's kind of short, oh, he's a brat,
said I was crazy,
how'd he know that.
It had to be -Un,
Wonderful -Un.
My -Kim Jong-Un.
Hey, maybe he said,
we won't move ahead
and try to agree,
I said "We'll see" . Hey, you know me.
Turns out he'd like
to take more time off,
like to be spening his time playing golf.
And I told him,
Hey I've got the spot
for my Chairman Kim.
Now, he won't be yearning,
just thinking and learning
refining his aim
fixing his game with that
golf club he's aiming.
He just needs time,
try to unwind ,
get South Korea off of his mind
That's what he'd like,
a golf course to hike,
see what he can find.
I told him I know
a place he can go,
practice his putts
Hey, no, he's not nuts.
Mar-a-lago
could be just right
for Chairman Kim.
You heard me say,
It had to be him.
Prime real estate,
right here in the States.
It had to Kim.
When he said "Ahnee",
I said "We'll see.
Kept saying "Eh"
like Trudeau would say,
but this guy today
he means, "Oh Yes"
He'd like to see
Palm Beach. Get out there.
Land some on the greens.
For this guy today,
It's "Yes", not just "Eh"
That's what he means.
Ok, we forgot,
Gulags that was not
top tier today
When I said "Eh, eh"
so they haven't gone away.
The first human right
that we'll address
a man and his golf game
Who would've guessed?
The guy is a hack
would like to get back
to working his game.
So you can relax
he'll be with the hacks,
Sunday, even more
No nukes to distract
as he attacks
getting his line so that his putt
will make him a winner,
My guy Kim Jong-Un
Putting it in, Sounds like I win.
It had to be -Un.
How Einstein Understood E=mc Squared
From Susan J. Cook | Part of the The River Is Wide series | :55
Poetry Month and Einstein creating E=mc squared
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- How Einstein Understood E=mc Squared
- From
- Susan J. Cook
Sonnet for Why Einstein Understood E=mc2
I believe it was Einstein’s broken heart
that led him to understand E equals
mc squared. He knew when E fell apart
in his life. He knew how love goes. Sequels
that should have followed each other wouldn’t.
Just one listlessly paralyzed moment proved
it. Nothing gave him motion. He couldn’t
lift a finger, let alone an arm moved
by a body, within a body, held
by light they shared: she’d hold hers for him, he’d
hold his for her, then they’d fall. Oh, they fell
and fell. It broke his heart, the last of E.
Bereft and broke, idle in his time,
he knew his heart longed for some equal sign.
A Sonnet for the Quantum Mechanics of Poetry
From Susan J. Cook | Part of the The River Is Wide series | 01:03
Poetry best helps us grasp the Quantum Mechanics topic of the latest Nobel Prize in Physics.
