Michael has humorous essay that stays on point from start to quick finish.

I think it is written well but read it to me one more time with meaning! Give me a bit more theater in that voice and use pregnant pauses and other devises to sell the lines that are clever and/or cute & funny.

My wife hit a fence post...she must really be happy. Get some good news...slice a finger tip. Those lines teased the tickle bone. Deliver them with a bit more theater and you'll have me guffawing.

Regardless, nice work.