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11 Heath: Lesser Than Zero

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:21

A high school class clown tries to convince his crush that he’s deep and edgy by writing a one-act play in the vein of Bret Easton Ellis’ Less Than Zero. Featuring special performances by Amber Benson and Adam Busch from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Corson_heath_prx_thumbnail_small A high school class clown tries to convince his crush that he’s deep and edgy by writing a one-act play in the vein of Bret Easton Ellis’ Less Than Zero. Featuring special performances by Amber Benson and Adam Busch from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

14 Jenny: Is My Boyfriend Gay?

From The Mortified Podcast | 19:08

The diaries of a high school girl whose first boyfriend is clearly gay.

14_jenny_thumbnail_prx_small The diaries of a high school girl whose first boyfriend is clearly gay. To learn more about Mortified visit getmortified.com.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

26 Robert: Holy Love Triangle

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:48

The lovesick journals of a devout teenager whose girlfriend has her heart set on another man -- Jesus.

Woo_robert_thumbnail_prx_small <!--td {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}-->The lovesick journals of a devout teenager whose girlfriend has her heart set on another man -- Jesus. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Visit getmortified.com.

28 Xiomara: Searching For The Cure

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:09

The diaries of a teenager from the South Bronx whose life changes when she discovers The Cure. Featuring Special Guest Host, Lol Tolhurst, founding member of The Cure.

Xiomara___robert_split_small The diaries of a teenager from the South Bronx whose life changes when she discovers "The Cure."  Featuring Special Guest Host, Lol Tolhurst, founding member of The Cure. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast

30 Darryl: The Horny Romantic

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:09

The journals of a confused teenager who waffles between his romantic side and his raging hormones.

30_darryl_jones_horny_romantic_thumb__prx_small The journals of a confused teenager who waffles between his romantic side and his raging hormones. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast

31: Tribute to Teachers' Pets

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:09

To prove not everyone hated going back to school, Mortified presents a special mixtape episode devoted to the courageous kids who risk the scorn of peers to win the approval of their teachers.

31_tribute_to_teachers_pets_prx_small To prove not everyone hated going back to school, Mortified presents a special mixtape episode devoted to the courageous kids who risk the scorn of peers to win the approval of their teachers. A proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast

32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star

From The Mortified Podcast | 23:50

The journals of a secretly sensitive high school football player. Featuring a special interview with NFL Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson on the pressures of playing High School football in a Friday Night Lights small town.

Secret_diary_of_a_h The journals of a secretly sensitive high school football player.  Featuring a special interview with NFL Hall of Fame running back Eric Dickerson on the pressures of playing High School football in a Friday Night Lights small town.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen at getmortified.com/podcast.

33 Erin: My Dad Read My Diary! Explicit

From The Mortified Podcast | 17:03

When a rebellious teen discovers her Dad is reading her diary, she decides to give him some shocking reading material.

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When a rebellious teen discovers her Dad is reading her diary, she decides to give him some shocking reading material. Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast . A proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

33 Erin: My Dad Read My Diary! Explicit

From The Mortified Podcast | 17:03

When a rebellious teen discovers her Dad is reading her diary, she decides to give him some shocking reading material.

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When a rebellious teen discovers her Dad is reading her diary, she decides to give him some shocking reading material. Learn more at getmortified.com/podcast . A proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

34 Jessica: I Was a 10 Year-Old Maid

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:45

The diaries of a girl who went to work as a house maid at age 10, including cleaning the home of a popular classmate.

Wassil_jessica_thumb_prx_small The diaries of a girl who went to work as a house maid at age 10, including cleaning the home of a popular classmate.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Visit getmortified.com/podcast.

36 Tyler & Janelle: Love, America Online Style

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:46

Saved AOL chats from the 90s of Tyler, a self-professed nerd and Janelle, his high school crush. Together, they re-hash them, in all their comedic-tragic glory, in front of a live audience.

Tyler_clark_and_janelle_greene_prx_thumb_small Saved AOL chats from the 90s of Tyler, a self-professed nerd and Janelle, his high school crush.  Together, they re-hash them, in all their comedic-tragic glory, in front of a live audience.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.   Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast

37: Mortified's Monsters of Halloween

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:30

This special Mortified Mixtape to Halloween features three tales of kids obsessed with demons, vampires and ghosts.

Mortified_s_monsters_of_halloween_thumb_prx_small This special Mortified Mixtape to Halloween features three tales of kids obsessed with demons, vampires and ghosts.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Become a supporter of Radiotopia shows @ radiotopia.fm.

39 Katie: My Stripper Play

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:46

A closeted college freshman tries to come to terms with her sexuality by writing a screenplay that had more in common with the movie, Showgirls, than her actual life. Featuring special performances by Alison Brie (Community & Mad Men), Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th) and Cyrina Fiallo (My Alibi).

Katie_performance_thumb_split_prx_small A closeted college freshman tries to come to terms with her sexuality by writing a screenplay that had more in common with the  movie, Showgirls, than her actual life.  Featuring special performances by Alison Brie (Community & Mad Men), Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th) and Cyrina Fiallo (My Alibi). The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Be a part of the movement at radiotopia.fm.

40 Sarah: Everyone Knows I Love You

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:13

A nerdy girl's over the top obsession with the popular boy in school.

Binns_sarah_thumbnail_prx_small A nerdy girl's over the top obsession with the popular boy in school. The Mortified Podcast is a member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast.

41 Jackie: How Not To Be Grateful

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:02

In honor of Thanksgiving, we present the story of an ungrateful teenager who starts a gratitude journal in the hope of becoming a better person and still manages to miss the point.

Tohn_jackie_thumb_prx_small In honor of Thanksgiving, we present the story of an ungrateful teenager who starts a gratitude journal in the hope of becoming a better person and still manages to miss the point. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast

42 Jason: King Of Scotland

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:44

A teenage misfit tries to empower himself by taking on the persona of a medieval Scottish King.

Jason_oliver_thumbnail_prx_small A teenage misfit tries to empower himself by taking on the persona of a medieval Scottish King. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more episodes at getmortified.com/podcast . Enter your own bad teen poem or lyrics in Mortified's Tournament of Awkard Teen Poetry @ getmortified.com/poetry .

44 Christina: Dear Santa, I Want a Headbanger

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:24

In honor of the holiday season, Mortified presents the story of a sheltered middle-schooler who writes to Santa Claus for a boyfriend.

Kerby_christina_thumb_prx_small In honor of the holiday season, Mortified presents the story of a sheltered middle-schooler who writes to Santa Claus for a boyfriend. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear more at getmortified.com/podcast .

46 Jill: Dear Grandpa

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:46

A teenager writes her diary to her recently deceased grandfather -- only to share with him every graphic detail about her love life.

Domanski_jill_mortified_prx_thumb_small A teenager writes her diary to her recently deceased grandfather -- only to share with him every graphic detail about her love life. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast .

48: City Mouse vs Country Mouse

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:31

Dueling tales of teens that grew up in vastly different worlds.

Cm_v_cm_thumb_prx_small Dueling tales of teens that grew up in vastly different worlds.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

49: Why Do I Date A**Holes?

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:06

Celebrate the misery of Valentines with tales of teenagers who fall for heart-breakers and find themselves asking the age-old question... Why Do I Date A**Holes?

Why_do_i_date_a__holes__prx_small Celebrate the misery of Valentines with tales of teenagers who fall for heart-breakers and find themselves asking the age-old question... Why Do I Date A**Holes?  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

51: How Not To Win An Oscar

From The Mortified Podcast | 32:44

In honor of Awards Season, we present two tales of teenagers whose attempts at writing an epic screenplay fell far short of Oscar consideration. With special appearances by: Elijah Wood, Busy Philipps, Kevin McDonald, Curtis Armstrong and James Denton.

How_not_to_win_an_oscar_cropped_small In honor of Awards Season, we present two tales of teenagers whose attempts at writing an epic screenplay fell far short of Oscar consideration.  With special appearances by: Elijah Wood, Busy Philipps, Kevin McDonald, Curtis Armstrong and James Denton.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

52: The Period Piece (There Will Be Blood)

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:11

Women relive the horrors of the 1st time they faced "that time of the month.

Period_episode_thumbnail_prx_small Women relive the horrors of the 1st time they faced "that time of the month." The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

54: Don't F*ck with Emiko

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:16

An outspoken goth uses the school newspaper to tell off the popular kids.

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An outspoken goth uses the school newspaper to tell off the popular kids. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @getmortified.com/podcast .

55: Bases Loaded

From The Mortified Podcast | 32:52

Remember when 2nd Base was a really big deal? Just in time for opening day, Mortified journeys back to a time when the most exciting bases had absolutely nothing to do with baseball.

Baseball_thumb_prx_small Remember when 2nd Base was a really big deal? Just in time for opening day, Mortified journeys back to a time when the most exciting bases had absolutely nothing to do with baseball. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

56 Forbidden Crush Series: The Vice Principal

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:37

Part 1 in our Forbidden Crush Series features a teenager that obsessed over the school's most powerful authority figure.

Siobhan_omalley_thumb_small Part 1 in our Forbidden Crush Series features a teenager that obsessed over the school's most powerful authority figure.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

57 Forbidden Crushes Part 2: The Janitor

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:32

Part 2 in the Forbidden Crushes Series features a teenager's infatuation with the school janitor.

57_forbidden_crushes_janitor_thumb_prx_small Part 2 in the Forbidden Crushes Series features a teenager's infatuation with the school janitor. Mortified is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

58 Forbidden Crushes Part 3: My Secret Gay Crush

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:05

Part 3 of our series on Forbidden Crushes features a closeted teen who wants to pour her heart out to her crush but fears outing herself.

Rainbow_coloured_lesbian_pride_flag_round_sticker-rd238280cd8ce4599b397058f05a1e30d_v9waf_8byvr_512_small Part 3 of our series on Forbidden Crushes features a closeted teen who wants to pour her heart out to her crush but fears outing herself.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

59 Nicole: Don't Mess with a Texas Momma

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:19

A teenager gets judgy when mom starts dating. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

59_nicole_mommas_got_a_boyfriend_thumb_prx_small A teenager gets judgy when mom starts dating. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

38: Kids on the Campaign Trail

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:51

In honor of primary season, Mortified presents two tales of kids who encounter politics and campaigning for the first time.

38_kids_on_campaign_trail_small In honor of primary season, Mortified presents two tales of kids who encounter politics and campaigning for the first time. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast . The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

62 Naomi: Harry Potter Fan Fiction

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:41

A Harry Potter story unlike anything you've heard before -- the homoerotic fan fiction of a 12 year old straight girl. Featuring Cal Grant, Chris Libby & Daniel Franzese of Mean Girls and HBO's Looking.

62_naomi_harry_potter_thumb_prx_small A Harry Potter story unlike anything you've heard before -- the homoerotic fan fiction of a 12 year old straight girl.  Featuring Cal Grant, Chris Libby & Daniel Franzese of Mean Girls and HBO's Looking. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.   Listen @ getmortified.com

63: Dazed and Confused

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:43

Just Say No? This is your brain on drugs? Find out the ridiculous and misguided ways teenagers actually deal with drugs.

63_dazed_and_confused_thumb_prx_small Just Say No? This is your brain on drugs? Find out the ridiculous and misguided ways teenagers actually deal with drugs. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast .

64 Carolyn: Dad vs The Love Boat

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:13

A religious father refuses to let his daughter get corrupted by The Love Boat and other 80s pop culture.

64_carolyn_dad_vs_the_love_boat_thumb_prx_small A religious father refuses to let his daughter get corrupted by The Love Boat and other 80s pop culture. The Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast '

65: Cold War Kids

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:01

The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! In honor of independence day, stories of kids who experienced both sides of the cold war.

65_cold_war_kids_thumb_prx_small The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! In honor of independence day, stories of kids who experienced both sides of the cold war. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

66: I Hate Summer Vacation

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:01

Kids endure their version of a summer vacation from hell.

66_i_hate_summer_vacation_thumb_prx_small Kids endure their version of a summer vacation from hell. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

67 Chandrika: From India With Love

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:40

There's only one achievement greater than running an entire country... overcoming the awkwardness of being a teenager.

From_india_with_love_prx_small There's only one achievement greater than running an entire country... overcoming the awkwardness of being a teenager. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast .

68 Paul: The Family Misfit

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:09

What happens when everyone in your family knows you're the black sheep?

68_family_misfit_thumb_prx_small What happens when everyone in your family knows you're the black sheep? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of the Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

69: Sex By Numbers

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:47

How was that for you? In honor of our 69th episode, teenagers use numbers to rate, rank and relate to sex.

69_sex_by_numbers_thumb_prx_small How was that for you? In honor of our 69th episode, teenagers use numbers to rate, rank and relate to sex. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

70: Jagged Little Parodies

From The Mortified Podcast | 19:22

Tales of teens in the 90s who parody Jagged Little Pill to get what they want. Featuring clips from a conversation Mortified did with Alanis Morissette.

70_jagged_little_parodies_thumb_prx_small Tales of teens in the 90s who parody Jagged Little Pill to get what they want. Featuring clips from a conversation Mortified did with Alanis Morissette. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

71 Back to School Series: Prom-iscuous

From The Mortified Podcast | 17:34

Will you dance with me? Go Back to School with Mortified and remember the social awkwardness of school dances.

71_prom-iscuous_thumb_prx_small Will you dance with me? Go Back to School with Mortified and remember the social awkwardness of school dances. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

71 Back to School Series: Prom-iscuous

From The Mortified Podcast | 17:34

Will you dance with me? Go Back to School with Mortified and remember the social awkwardness of school dances.

71_prom-iscuous_thumb_prx_small Will you dance with me? Go Back to School with Mortified and remember the social awkwardness of school dances. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

72 Back To School Series: Homecoming Ruined My Life

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:45

Our Back To School Series continues with the tale of a teenager who couldn't get a date to homecoming

Homecoming_ruined_my_life_prx_small Our Back To School Series continues with the tale of a teenager who couldn't get a date to homecoming. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

72 Back To School Series: Homecoming Ruined My Life

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:45

Our Back To School Series continues with the tale of a teenager who couldn't get a date to homecoming

Homecoming_ruined_my_life_prx_small Our Back To School Series continues with the tale of a teenager who couldn't get a date to homecoming. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

74: My Diary Will Go Down in History

From The Mortified Podcast | 16:05

The story of a girl who was totally convinced her teenage diary would one day be discovered... and become mandatory reading for generations to come.

74_my_diary_will_go_down_in_history_thumb_prx_small The story of a girl who was totally convinced her teenage diary would one day be discovered... and become mandatory reading for generations to come. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

75: Confessions of a Duran Duran Fan

From The Mortified Podcast | 23:19

Travel back in time to the 80s to hear girls who were Hungry Like The Wolf for their favorite band.

75_confessions_of_a_duran_duran_fan_prx_small Travel back in time to the 80s to hear girls who were Hungry Like The Wolf for their favorite band. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

76: Special Super-sized Episode!

From The Mortified Podcast | 56:04

Need relief from all the juvenile antics of campaign season? This election themed episode is your antidote to the political tantrums featuring stories of the strange campaigns we waged as kids. Featuring special guest, NPR White House correspondent TAMARA KEITH. NOT FOR BROADCAST (Radio Stations looking to air special, use: http://www.prx.org/pieces/182508-mortified-s-totally-juvenile-election-special)

Totally_juvenile_election_special_thumb_prx_small Need relief from all the juvenile antics of campaign season? This election themed episode is your antidote to the political tantrums featuring stories of the strange campaigns we waged as kids. Featuring special guest, NPR White House correspondent TAMARA KEITH. Help support podcasts like The Mortified Podcast, The Heart, 99% Invisible and Song Exploder by contributing to the Radiotopia 2016 Fundraiser at radiotopia.fm. There are really some great rewards too! Listen to all Mortified episodes @getmortified.com/podcast NOT FOR BROADCAST (Radio Stations looking to air special, use: http://www.prx.org/pieces/182508-mortified-s-totally-juvenile-election-special)

77: My Worst Fear

From The Mortified Podcast | 26:34

In honor of Halloween, mortifying tales about the kind of fears kids actually have.

77_my_biggest_fear_thumb_prx_small In honor of Halloween, mortifying tales about the kind of fears kids actually have. Become a supporter of The Mortified Podcast and Radiotopia and get some cool rewards too! Hear all episodes @ getmortified.com/podcast.

78: Revenge of the Redheaded Nerds

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:12

Sticks and Stones may break our bones but names will never harm us. At least that's what we sincerely hoped. This week, redheads get back at their former bullies. With a special appearance by Zach Ward, the infamous bully from "A Christmas Story."

78_revenge_of_the_redheaded_nerds_thumb_prx_small Sticks and Stones may break our bones but names will never harm us. At least that's what we sincerely hoped. This week, redheads get back at their former bullies. With a special appearance by Zach Ward, the infamous bully from "A Christmas Story." Hosted by Associate Producer, Pooja Bhatt. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

78: Revenge of the Redheaded Nerds

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:12

Sticks and Stones may break our bones but names will never harm us. At least that's what we sincerely hoped. This week, redheads get back at their former bullies. With a special appearance by Zach Ward, the infamous bully from "A Christmas Story."

78_revenge_of_the_redheaded_nerds_thumb_prx_small Sticks and Stones may break our bones but names will never harm us. At least that's what we sincerely hoped. This week, redheads get back at their former bullies. With a special appearance by Zach Ward, the infamous bully from "A Christmas Story." Hosted by Associate Producer, Pooja Bhatt. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

79 Amy: Diaries of a First Generation Kid

From The Mortified Podcast | 19:43

The tale of a first generation girl stuck between parents who think she's getting out of control and schoolmates who assume she's just a quiet bookish type.

79_amy_first_generation_punk_prx_small The tale of a first generation girl stuck between parents who think she's getting out of control and schoolmates who assume she's just a quiet bookish type. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

80: It's A Family Affair

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:51

In honor of the discord that shows up around the Thanksgiving table, we present tales of kids who don't quite the concept of family togetherness.

80_it_s_a_family_affair_thumb_prx_small In honor of the discord that shows up around the Thanksgiving table, we present tales of kids who don't quite the concept of family togetherness. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

81 Diary of a Trans Man: Confessions of Kelly Shortandqueer

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:36

A man shares the diaries he kept as an awkward adolescent girl. Support the Trans community at transequality.org and thetrevorproject.org.

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A man shares the diaries he kept as an awkward adolescent girl. Support the Trans community at transequality.org and thetrevorproject.org. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast.

Big congrats to our friends at The Heart podcast for winning Best Documentary at Third Coast International Festival for their episode, "Miraya."

82: Merry Gift-Mas

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:58

Celebrate the holiday season with misadventures of adolescent gift giving.

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Celebrate the holiday season with misadventures of adolescent gift giving. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast.

Featuring Holiday Kingdom composed by Brandon Fiechter, dbfiechter.bandcamp.com/

83: My New Year's Resolution is...You

From The Mortified Podcast | 19:29

You're never too young to turn the page... and make totally a unrealistic New Year's resolution.

83_my_new_years_resolution_is You're never too young to turn the page... and make totally a unrealistic New Year's resolution. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

84 Celebrity Obsession pt1: Fan Letters

From The Mortified Podcast | 29:10

Ever write a fan letter you regret? Part 1 of Unlikely Celebrity Obsessions features some truly misguided fan mail and a special appearance by Garfunkel and Oates' Kate Micucci.

84_celebrity_obsession_fan_letters_thumb_prx_small Ever write a fan letter you regret? Part 1 of Unlikely Celebrity Obsessions features some truly misguided fan mail and a special appearance by Garfunkel and Oates' Kate Micucci. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast.

85 Celebrity Obsession pt2: Dear Mr. Belvedere

From The Mortified Podcast | 19:44

Was your best friend is a fictional person? Our Unlikely Celebrity Obsession series continues with the story of a boy who wrote letters to an 80's sitcom character. Featuring a special appearance by Brice Beckham.

86_mr_belvedere_thumb_prx_small Was your best friend is a fictional person? Our Unlikely Celebrity Obsession series continues with the story of a boy who wrote letters to an 80's sitcom character. Featuring a special appearance by Brice Beckham. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

86 Celebrity Obsession pt3: Royalty (w Frightened Rabbit)

From The Mortified Podcast | 34:04

Ever fantasize about meeting your prince? In part 3 of our Celebrity Obsessions series, we present tales of girls with fairy tale fantasies of being with real-life British Royalty. Featuring music by Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit. With special appearances by Helen Zaltzman of The Allusionist and Answer Me This and Dr. Martin Zaltz Austwick from Answer Me This and Song by Song

85_royalty_thumb_prx_small Ever fantasize about meeting your prince? In part 3 of our Celebrity Obsessions series, we present tales of girls with fairy tale fantasies of being with real-life British Royalty. Featuring music by Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit. With special appearances by Helen Zaltzman of The Allusionist and Answer Me This and Dr. Martin Zaltz Austwick from Answer Me This and Song by Song. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

87: Kids That Protest

From The Mortified Podcast | 23:39

Tales of precocious kids who fight for causes they haven't completely thought out. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmoritfied.com/podcast.

87_kids_that_protest__thumb_prx_small Tales of precocious kids who fight for causes they haven't completely thought out. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmoritfied.com/podcast.

88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life

From The Mortified Podcast | 31:25

Waste your adolescence waiting to hear someone say, "You Jump, I Jump"? In honor of Valentines Day, tales of kids whose romantic notions were totally "Jacked" by Titanic. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

88_titanic_ruined_my_life_thumb_prx_small Waste your adolescence waiting to hear someone say, "You Jump, I Jump"? In honor of Valentines Day, tales of kids whose romantic notions were totally "Jacked" by Titanic. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

89: An Ode to Childhood Pets

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:37

Tales of kids whose pets weren't just their best friend, they were EVERYTHING. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

89_pets_episode_thumb_prx_small Tales of kids whose pets weren't just their best friend, they were EVERYTHING. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

93: My Starter Romance

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:08

Remember when you thought you'd stay together forever? This week, tales of teenagers who embark on their first awkward relationships. The Mortified Podcast is part of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

My_starter_romance_thumb_prx_small Remember when you thought you'd stay together forever? This week, tales of teenagers who embark on their first awkward relationships. The Mortified Podcast is part of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

95: Not THAT 70s Show

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:04

Wedges! Doobies! Shaggin' Wagons! Tales of teens looking for love during the height of the sexual revolution. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of the Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

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Wedges! Doobies! Shaggin' Wagons! Tales of teens looking for love during the height of the sexual revolution. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of the Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast
Music from: Mud Dogs. "Dog with No Bone Blues."

96 Jesse: My Two Moms

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:05

What happens when you live in fear of everyone in school finding out your moms are gay? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

96_my_two_moms_thumbnail_prx_small What happens when you live in fear of everyone in school finding out your moms are gay? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

97: 20th Century Moms

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:27

Did Mom rule the roost? Mortified celebrates strong Moms with second installment of our 2-part Mother's Day series. Featuring a special interview with Director, Mike Mills (20th Century Women, Beginners). The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

97_20th_century_mom_prx_thumb_small Did Mom rule the roost? Mortified celebrates strong Moms with second installment of our 2-part Mother's Day series. Featuring a special interview with Director, Mike Mills (20th Century Women, Beginners). The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

98: Mean Girls (w/ Daniel Franzese)

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:27

Gossip! Backstabbing! Burn Books! Mortified celebrates the 13th anniversary of Mean Girls with stories of tyrannical kids. Featuring an interview Daniel Franzese Aka Damien from Mean Girls. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

98_mean_girls_thumb_prx_small Gossip! Backstabbing! Burn Books! Mortified celebrates the 13th anniversary of Mean Girls with stories of tyrannical kids. Featuring an interview Daniel Franzese Aka Damien from Mean Girls. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

99: Mortified, Interrupted

From The Mortified Podcast | 32:15

A complex and touching episode featuring two stories about teenagers who kept diaries while inside a mental health hospital — with entries ranging from heartbreaking to hilarious. Part of Radiotopia's network-wide project celebrating the debut of Ear Hustle. Listen to other Radiotopia podcasts give their take on "Doing Time" at radiotopia.fm.

99_mortified_interrupted_thumb_prx_small A complex and touching episode featuring two stories about teenagers who kept diaries while inside a mental health hospital — with entries ranging from heartbreaking to hilarious. Part of Radiotopia's network-wide project celebrating the debut of Ear Hustle. Listen to other Radiotopia podcasts give their take on "Doing Time" at radiotopia.fm.

101 Bren: My Best Friends are Movies of the Week

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:06

The story of girl who copes with feeling like a misfit by inventing imaginary pen pal relationships with Movie of the Week characters. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

101_bren_thumb_prx_small The story of girl who copes with feeling like a misfit by inventing imaginary pen pal relationships with Movie of the Week characters. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

102: I Wanna Be A GLOW Girl (w/ Kate Nash & Kia Stevens)

From The Mortified Podcast | 29:38

Inspired by the new Netflix series, GLOW, Mortified features girls who prove wrestling isn't just for dudes. With very special guests Kate Nash and Kia Stevens aka Awesome Kong. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

Glow_thumb_v2_prx_small Inspired by the new Netflix series, GLOW, Mortified features girls who prove wrestling isn't just for dudes. With very special guests Kate Nash and Kia Stevens aka Awesome Kong. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

103: The Boy Next Door

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:30

What happens teenagers have the hots for their next door neighbor. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

103_boy_next_door_prx_small What happens teenagers have the hots for their next door neighbor. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

104: An Affair to Forget

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:05

Tales of teenagers who try to shed their awkwardness while on vacation -- thinking it would lead to the fling of a lifetime. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

An_affair_to_forget_thumb_prx_small Tales of teenagers who try to shed their awkwardness while on vacation -- thinking it would lead to the fling of a lifetime. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

105: How to Become a Catfish

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:08

A teenager tries to find love on AOL without revealing her true identity. The Mortified Podcast is part of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

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A teenager tries to find love on AOL without revealing her true identity. The Mortified Podcast is part of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

 

107: One Hundred Percent Jersey Girl

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:08

Find out why you should never mess with Maria. The diaries of a rebellious Jersey Girl growing up in the 80s. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

107_one_hundred_percent_jersey_girl_thumb_prx_small Find out why you should never mess with Maria. The diaries of a rebellious Jersey Girl growing up in the 80s. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

109: The September Issue

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:18

Leg Warmers! Big Bangs! Z Cavariccis! Tales of kids whose childhoods, for better or worse, revolved around fashion. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

109_september_issue_thumb_prx_small Leg Warmers! Big Bangs! Z Cavariccis! Tales of kids whose childhoods, for better or worse, revolved around fashion. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

110: The Student and The Teacher

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:07

What happens when an innocent crush on a teacher becomes not-so-innocent. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

110_the_student_and_the_teacher_thumb_prx_small What happens when an innocent crush on a teacher becomes not-so-innocent. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

111: Drama Club Kids

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:29

Re-live all the show tunes, melodrama and backstage gossip that is the school theater as Mortified pays tribute to the Drama Nerd. Featuring Amy Dietz & Kevin James Doyle, etc. Binge all episodes @ getmortified.com. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

111_drama_club_kids_prx_crop_small Re-live all the show tunes, melodrama and backstage gossip that is the school theater as Mortified pays tribute to the Drama Nerd. Featuring Amy Dietz & Kevin James Doyle, etc. Binge all episodes @ getmortified.com. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

112: Breaking Up is Hard To Do (w/ Rider Strong)

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:11

Getting dumped totally sucks. Especially when it's the first time. This week, teenagers find creative ways to cope with getting kicked to the curb. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all @ getmortified.com

112_breaking_up_thumb_prx_small Getting dumped totally sucks. Especially when it's the first time. This week, teenagers find creative ways to cope with getting kicked to the curb. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all @ getmortified.com

113: I Was A Teenage Horror Writer

From The Mortified Podcast | 30:24

Celebrate Halloween with not-so-scary stories written by kids who thought they were the next RL Stine or Stephen King. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

113_i_was_a_teenage_horror_writer_thumb_prx_small Celebrate Halloween with not-so-scary stories written by kids who thought they were the next RL Stine or Stephen King. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

114: Kids Who Teach

From The Mortified Podcast | 29:59

There comes a moment in every school kid's life where it’s time where the student becomes the teacher. The Mortified Podcast celebrates kids who attempt to school their peers by dropping some knowledge about life’s biggest issues. Mortified is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

Kids_who_teach_thumb_prx_small There comes a moment in every school kid's life where it’s time where the student becomes the teacher. The Mortified Podcast celebrates kids who attempt to school their peers by dropping some knowledge about life’s biggest issues. Mortified is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia. Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

115: The Only Living Lesbian on Long Island

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:07

A teenage metal head gets desperate when she can't find any other lesbians in her school. Because, the 80s. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX! Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

Sara_bernard_thumb_prx_small A teenage metal head gets desperate when she can't find any other lesbians in her school. Because, the 80s. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX! Listen @ getmortified.com/podcast

116: I Found My Sister's Diary!

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:58

Dying to know what your sister really thinks of you? Who they're fighting with? Crushing on? Discover the consequences for kids who break into their sister's private diary. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

Tung_siblings_small Dying to know what your sister really thinks of you? Who they're fighting with? Crushing on? Discover the consequences for kids who break into their sister's private diary. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

117: Let's Get Married!

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:01

Tales of kids with an unbridled passion to hear wedding bells. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

117_married_life_thumb_prx_small Tales of kids with an unbridled passion to hear wedding bells. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

118: I Was A Teenage Grinch (& other tales of holiday cheer)

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:56

Were you a Christmas Grinch or a hopeful Who? Two of kids at Christmas (and Chanukah). Featuring a special appearance by Mara Wilson (Miracle on 34th Street, Matilda).  Find her new book "Where Am I Now? True stories of Girlhood and Accidental Fame.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen to all @ getmortified.com.

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Were you a Christmas Grinch or a hopeful Who? Two of kids at Christmas (and Chanukah). Featuring a special appearance by Mara Wilson (Miracle on 34th Street, Matilda).  Find her new book "Where Am I Now? True stories of Girlhood and Accidental Fame.


The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen to all @ getmortified.com.

119: Everyone's a Critic

From The Mortified Podcast | 26:22

Who was your harshest critic as a kid?  Hear tales of how other kids dealt with criticism or become critical themselves. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

119_everyones_a_critic_prx_small Who was your harshest critic as a kid?  Hear tales of how other kids dealt with criticism or become critical themselves. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

119: Everyone's a Critic

From The Mortified Podcast | 26:22

Who was your harshest critic as a kid?  Hear tales of how other kids dealt with criticism or become critical themselves. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

119_everyones_a_critic_prx_small Who was your harshest critic as a kid?  Hear tales of how other kids dealt with criticism or become critical themselves. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

120: The Virgin Episode

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:40

Happy New Year! Ring in '18 with tales of teenagers who make a resolution to lose their virginity. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com

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Happy New Year! Ring in '18 with tales of teenagers who make a resolution to lose their virginity. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com

121: My Dad Also Wrote a Porno

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:02

What's the very worst way to learn about the birds and the bees from your parents? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com.

121_my_dad_also_wrote_a_porno_thumb_prx_small What's the very worst way to learn about the birds and the bees from your parents? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com.

122: Indie Kids (w/ Franz Ferdinand)

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:31

Don't tell me what to do!!  Tales of strong-willed kids whose need for independence was unstoppable.  With special guests Alex Kapranos and Paul Thomson of Franz Ferdinand.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all @ getmortified.com

Independence_thumbnail_prx_small Don't tell me what to do!!  Tales of strong-willed kids whose need for independence was unstoppable.  With special guests Alex Kapranos and Paul Thomson of Franz Ferdinand.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all @ getmortified.com

123: My Gothic Valentine

From The Mortified Podcast | 16:17

Celebrate Valentines season with the tale of a teen who searches for eternal love in the goth scene and discovers Vampires and Elves along the way. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @ getmortified.com.

123_my_gothic_valentine_thumb_prx_small Celebrate Valentines season with the tale of a teen who searches for eternal love in the goth scene and discovers Vampires and Elves along the way. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @ getmortified.com.

123: My Gothic Valentine

From The Mortified Podcast | 16:17

Celebrate Valentines season with the tale of a teen who searches for eternal love in the goth scene and discovers Vampires and Elves along the way. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @ getmortified.com.

123_my_gothic_valentine_thumb_prx_small Celebrate Valentines season with the tale of a teen who searches for eternal love in the goth scene and discovers Vampires and Elves along the way. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @ getmortified.com.

124: Saved by the Bo

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:07

Just like a real-life Zach Morris, a teenager in the 90's writes his own episode of Saved By The Bell and tries to get it on the air.  Listen to this episode and then binge Mortified's brand new TV series The Mortified Guide coming to Netlflix Feb 14 and on Amazon Feb 1. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

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Just like a real-life Zach Morris, a teenager in the 90's writes his own episode of Saved By The Bell and tries to get it on the air.  Listen to this episode and then binge Mortified's brand new TV series The Mortified Guide coming to Netlflix Feb 14 and on Amazon Feb 1. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

 

125 Noam: The Unorthodox Jew

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:55

The tale of Noam Osband, a rebellious boy raised in an Orthodox Jewish community who questions everything through poetry and song lyrics. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @ getmortified.com

Watch us too! The Mortified Guide tv series is now available on Netflix and Amazon.

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The tale of Noam Osband, a rebellious boy raised in an Orthodox Jewish community who questions everything through poetry and song lyrics. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @ getmortified.com

Watch us too! The Mortified Guide tv series is now available on Netflix and Amazon.

126: I Would Die to Meet JTT

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:27

James Van Der Beek? Nick Carter? Devon Sawa?  Puh-lease! According to pre-teen girls of the 90s, none of the above held a candle to the boy who played the middle child on Home Improvement -- Jonathan Taylor Thomas.  This week, the frenzied journals of tweens who would have died to meet JTT.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

126_i_have_to_meet_jtt_thumb_prx_small James Van Der Beek? Nick Carter? Devon Sawa? Puh-lease! According to pre-teen girls of the 90s, none of the above held a candle to the boy who played the middle child on Home Improvement -- Jonathan Taylor Thomas.  This week, the frenzied journals of tweens who would have died to meet JTT.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com

127 Cynthia: I Need a (Straight) Man

From The Mortified Podcast | 19:49

The story of a shy teenager who wanted to meet the man of her dreams. Or at the very least, a straight guy. But some things are easier dreamed than done. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

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The story of a shy teenager who wanted to meet the man of her dreams. Or at the very least, a straight guy.  But somethings are easier dreamed than done.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen @ getmortified.com.

This episode is made possible in part with the support of Nectar.  Special Offer for Mortified Listeners at nectarsleep.com/mortified.

128: Kid Perfectionists

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:48

A tribute to kids everywhere who have no desire to live an A-Minus Life. Tales of teenage perfectionists. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

128_kid_perfectionists_thumb_prx_small A tribute to kids everywhere who have no desire to live an A-Minus Life. Tales of teenage perfectionists. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

129: A Montana Love Triangle

From The Mortified Podcast | 20:08

The story of a small town girl who found herself in the center of a cinematic love triangle. Whoever she chooses could change the direction of her entire life. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Binge all episodes at getmortified.com 

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The story of a small town girl who found herself in the center of a cinematic love triangle. Whoever she chooses could change the direction of her entire life.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Binge all episodes at getmortified.com 

This episode is supported in part by the kind people that make truly comfortable beds at Nectar.

130: Girl Power

From The Mortified Podcast | 23:26

How do you do become an empowered woman when you're not yet a woman? A tribute to teenage Betty Friedans and Gloria Steinams everywhere. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @  getmortified.com

130_girl_power_thumb_prx_small How do you do become an empowered woman when you're not yet a woman? A tribute to teenage Betty Friedans and Gloria Steinams everywhere. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen and binge @  getmortified.com

131: Please Read My Livejournal!

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:04

Current Mood: Desperate.  Mortified pays tribute to the kids who grew up in an era right before Myspace and Facebook and pioneered the idea of going public with your private life. But was anyone actually paying attention? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes.

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Current Mood: Desperate.  Mortified pays tribute to the kids who grew up in an era right before Myspace and Facebook and pioneered the idea of going public with your private life. But was anyone actually paying attention? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes.

Thanks to our newest supporter, Meez Meals. Offer code Mortified for 50% first order.

132: I'm Totally Obsessed With You

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:12

When is it true love or unhinged obsession?  Find out in this tongue in cheek guide to adolescent love that lets you know when you've become way too obsessed with your crush.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

Made with the support of our friends at Live Nation and Simplisafe.

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When is it true love or unhinged obsession?  Find out in this tongue in cheek guide to adolescent love that lets you know when you've become way too obsessed with your crush.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.
Made with the support of our friends at Live Nation and Simplisafe.

133: What Not to Admit in Your Class Journal

From The Mortified Podcast | 29:34

What were you willing to share in your class-assigned journal?  What's too much to share with your authority figures?  Hear tales of teenagers who had no idea where to draw the line.

Listen to all episodes!  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. 

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What were you willing to share in your class-assigned journal?  What's too much to share with your authority figures?  Hear tales of teenagers who had no idea where to draw the line.

Listen to all episodes!  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  This episode was made with the support of our friends at Simplisafe.

135: College PRIDE

From The Mortified Podcast | 38:44

This week, Mortified Celebrates PRIDE with an episode devoted to teenagers who come out of the closet after high school and set out to find love for the very first time.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

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This week, Mortified Celebrates PRIDE with an episode devoted to teenagers who come out of the closet after high school and set out to find love for the very first time.
The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com

136: Chicano PRIDE

From The Mortified Podcast | 30:03

Mortified's celebration of LGBTQ Pride month continues with stories of first generation kids whose search for happiness takes them in unexpected directions.   

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX and this week is supported by Talkspace and Simplisafe. Listen to all episodes here.

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Mortified's celebration of LGBTQ Pride month continues with stories of first generation kids whose search for happiness takes them in unexpected directions.   

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX and this week is supported by Talkspace and Simplisafe. Listen to all episodes here.

137: Daaaaaad!!

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:37

Celebrate Father's Day 2018 with tales that prove no matter what Dad does he is doomed to embarrass his kids.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen to all episodes.

This episode is supported by the Tesla of toothbrushes. Get Quip!

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Celebrate Father's Day 2018 with tales that prove no matter what Dad does he is doomed to embarrass his kids.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen to all episodes.

This episode is supported by the Tesla of toothbrushes. Get Quip!

138: Romance Rocks! (w/ special guest Johnny Marr)

From The Mortified Podcast | 35:02

From The Beach Boys to The Smiths to White Lion -- tales of teenagers who were inspired by rock to make their greatest romantic fantasies a reality.  Featuring a very special appearance by Johnny Marr (The Smiths, Modest Mouse). Listen to all episodes at getmortified.com/podcast

Support for Mortified come from the mattress gurus at Nectar.

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From The Beach Boys to The Smiths to White Lion -- tales of teenagers who were inspired by rock to make their greatest romantic fantasies a reality.  Featuring a very special appearance by Johnny Marr (The Smiths, Modest Mouse). Listen to all episodes at getmortified.com/podcast
Support for Mortified come from the mattress gurus at Nectar.

139: Iron Maidens

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:06

Metallica or Madonna?  For teenage headbangers everywhere it's simply no contest. Mortified turns it up to 11 as we pay tribute to girls who grew up Metalhead. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com/podcast. 

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Metallica or Madonna?  For teenage headbangers everywhere it's simply no contest. Mortified turns it up to 11 as we pay tribute to girls who grew up Metalhead. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes here.  Support for this episode comes from Quip and Nutrafol.

 

140: How I Survived Eighth Grade

From The Mortified Podcast | 30:00

So long, Barbie. Hello spin the bottle. Inspired by Bo Burnham's film, Eighth Grade, Mortified goes back to middle and re-lives that painfully awkward transition from childhood to full-blown teenager. Featuring Eighth Grade's writer/director, Bo Burnham and it's star, Elsie Fisher. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps here.

140_how_i_survived_8th_grade_prx_thumb_small So long, Barbie. Hello spin the bottle. Inspired by Bo Burnham's film, Eighth Grade, Mortified goes back to middle and re-lives that painfully awkward transition from childhood to full-blown teenager. Featuring Eighth Grade's writer/director, Bo Burnham and it's star, Elsie Fisher. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps here.

141: Camp Buy Me Love

From The Mortified Podcast | 29:09

Holding hands around the campfire. Making out behind the bunks. Tales of teens who think they've finally found love only to discover what happens at sleepaway usually stays at sleepaway. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps here!

Camp_buy_me_love_thumb_prx_small Holding hands around the campfire. Making out behind the bunks. Tales of teens who think they've finally found love only to discover what happens at sleepaway usually stays at sleepaway. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps here!

142: I'm No Princess

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:45

The pitfalls of teenagers and tiaras.  This week, Mortified explores the obsession kids have with becoming a princess. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen to all eps at getmortified.com/podcast.

142_im_no_princess_thumb_prx_small The pitfalls of teenagers and tiaras.  This week, Mortified explores the obsession kids have with becoming a princess. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.  Listen to all eps at getmortified.com/podcast.

144: My First Job

From The Mortified Podcast | 26:05

Mortified celebrates Labor Day Weekend with a tribute to teenagers who bravely enter the labor force... regardless of how totally unqualified they are. Hosted by interns Kylie and Joey who are themselves working at their very first office job.  And featuring a special appearance by Ronnie Vannucci of The Killers. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps getmortified.com.

This episode is made possible in part with the support of Quip.

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Mortified celebrates Labor Day Weekend with a tribute to teenagers who bravely enter the labor force... regardless of how totally unqualified they are. Hosted by interns Kylie and Joey who are themselves working at their very first office job.  And featuring a special appearance by Ronnie Vannucci of The Killers. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps getmortified.com.

This episode is made possible in part with the support of Quip.

145: My Journal Was My Coach

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:33

Does your life ever feel like a training montage? This week, high school athletes who are so driven to the best their diaries sound like a never-ending pep rally. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes here.

This week, Mortified is supported by Nectar and RX Bar.

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Does your life ever feel like a training montage? This week, high school athletes who are so driven to the best their diaries sound like a never-ending pep rally. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes here.

This week, Mortified is supported by Nectar and RX Bar.

146: Three Little Pigs

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:37

From Babe to Piglet to Wilbur, stories of adorable pigs shaped our childhoods. This week, stories of teenagers, from very different worlds, whose lives were forever changed by... of all things... pigs.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com.

This week's episode is supported by Bombas.

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From Babe to Piglet to Wilbur, stories of adorable pigs shaped our childhoods. This week, stories of teenagers, from very different worlds, whose lives were forever changed by... of all things... pigs.  The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes @ getmortified.com.

This week's episode is supported by Bombas.

147: Does Dating Karma Exist?

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:24

Ever Break someone's heart and have it come back to haunt you? Tales of teens who discover if dating karma exists.

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147: Does Dating Karma Exist?

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:24

Ever Break someone's heart and have it come back to haunt you? Tales of teens who discover if dating karma exists.

Teenromance_small Ever Break someone's heart and have it come back to haunt you?  Tales of teens who discover if dating karma exists. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.Find all episodes at getmortified.com.

148: I Love Lord of the Rings

From The Mortified Podcast | 36:13

Is Orlando bloom a good kisser? Is speaking in Elvish really that nerdy? Meet the teenagers who wished they could replace middle school with middle earth.

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Is Orlando bloom a good kisser? Is speaking in Elvish really that nerdy? Meet the teenagers who wished they could replace middle school with middle earth and how J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic impacted their lives in unexpected ways.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com

149: Puberty Transformed Me Into a Monster

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:26

A menacing force is ravaging middle school and… You. Are. Next. Celebrate Halloween with terrifying tales of puberty and how it transforms innocent kids into heinous monstrosities. With special guest Andrew Goldberg, co-creator of Big Mouth on Netflix. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes at getmortified.

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A menacing force is ravaging middle school and… You. Are. Next. Celebrate Halloween with terrifying tales of puberty and how it transforms innocent kids into heinous monstrosities. With special guest Andrew Goldberg, co-creator of Big Mouth on Netflix. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes at getmortified.

150: Stick it to the Man

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:52

Ever feel like the adults in the room aren’t acting like grownups? This week, the ridiculous ways teenagers decide to stick it to the man. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

This week, Mortified is supported by our Everlane and Bombas.

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Ever feel like the adults in the room aren’t acting like grownups? This week, the ridiculous ways teenagers decide to stick it to the man. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

This week, Mortified is supported by our Everlane and Bombas.

151: Confessions of a Catholic School Girl

From The Mortified Podcast | 36:21

This week, the unholy and very awkward truth about being a Catholic School Girl. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes at getmortified.com.

This episode is made possible with the support of Greats, Simple Contacts & Nectar.

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This week, the unholy and very awkward truth about being a Catholic School Girl. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes at getmortified.com.

This episode is made possible with the support of Greats, Simple Contacts & Nectar.

152: Friends for Life

From The Mortified Podcast | 30:19

Featured: A girl creates an elaborate quiz to see how well her BFF knows her. Friends set out to become the next Destiny’s Child. And Ezra Miller and Lilah Larson of the band Sons of an Illustrious Father share the operatic beginnings of their lifelong friendship.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes at getmortified.com.

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Featured: A girl creates an elaborate quiz to see how well her BFF knows her. Friends set out to become the next Destiny’s Child. And Ezra Miller and Lilah Larson of the band Sons of an Illustrious Father share the operatic beginnings of their lifelong friendship.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all episodes at getmortified.com. 

153: Soap Operas Are My Life pt1

From The Mortified Podcast | 23:33

A small town boy becomes consumed with The Guiding Light. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com

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153: Soap Operas Are My Life pt1

From The Mortified Podcast | 23:33

A small town boy becomes consumed with The Guiding Light. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com

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154: Soap Operas Are My Life pt2

From The Mortified Podcast | 17:40

A soap opera helps a girl come out to her mom. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Support independent artists by donating to Radiotopia’s fall fundraiser. Lots of great rewards at radiotopia.fm. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

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A soap opera helps a girl come out to her mom. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Support independent artists by donating to Radiotopia’s fall fundraiser. Lots of great rewards at radiotopia.fm. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

156: Magical Thinking

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:23

The new year brings new possibilities. This week, tales of kids who put their faith in the universe to help make their most elusive dreams come true.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

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The new year brings new possibilities. This week, tales of kids who put their faith in the universe to help make their most elusive dreams come true.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

157: Brotherly Love

From The Mortified Podcast | 26:41

Mortified Live is coming to Philadelphia this spring! Celebrate with an episode devoted to brotherly love and the unusual ways kids show it.

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Support for this episode comes from our friends at Shine and Audible.

158: My Mormon Valentine

From The Mortified Podcast | 28:50

Celebrate Valentines Mormon-style. It’s hard enough to find love as a teen but what if your fate for all eternity is on the line? And everyone is watching your every move…

Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com.

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Celebrate Valentines Mormon-style. It’s hard enough to find love as a teen but what if your fate for all eternity is on the line? And everyone is watching your every move…

Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com.

160: Age/Sex/Location pt 2

From The Mortified Podcast | 29:53

Part 2 of our look at kids of the chatroom generation. This week, what happens when kids, unsupervised, find themselves in real relationships and totally ignore all the red flags. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

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Part 2 of our look at kids of the chatroom generation. This week, what happens when kids, unsupervised, find themselves in real relationships and totally ignore all the red flags. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

162: Love Hurts: Grade School Edition

From The Mortified Podcast | 26:19

The strange, brutal and barbaric things grade school kids do when struck by Cupid’s arrow. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

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The strange, brutal and barbaric things grade school kids do when struck by Cupid’s arrow. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

162: Love Hurts: Grade School Edition

From The Mortified Podcast | 26:19

The strange, brutal and barbaric things grade school kids do when struck by Cupid’s arrow. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

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The strange, brutal and barbaric things grade school kids do when struck by Cupid’s arrow. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com.

163: The Deathisode pt1: Interrupting Cow

From The Mortified Podcast | 43:03

What happens kids come to face to face with mortality for the first time? In this 2-part series Mortified tackles the one conversation that’s harder for families to talk about than the birds and the bees.

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What happens kids come to face to face with mortality for the first time? In this 2-part series Mortified tackles the one conversation that’s harder for families to talk about than the birds and the bees.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com

164: Mom Never Wins

From The Mortified Podcast | 18:46

Kids who think it's totally cool give their moms performance reviews.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: We are still hard at work on our series about kids facing mortality. Part 2 coming soon! In the meantime, enjoy this Mother’s Day inspired episode.

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Kids who think it's totally cool give their moms performance reviews.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: We are still hard at work on our series about kids facing mortality. Part 2 coming soon! In the meantime, enjoy this Mother’s Day inspired episode.

Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com. Mortified is a proud member of PRX from Radiotopia.

165: The Deathisode pt2: I'm Not Going To Die a Virgin

From The Mortified Podcast | 36:19

Remember the first time you learned about death? Or when you realized YOU could go next? Find out what happens when teenagers face the possibility they might die young.

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Remember the first time you learned about death? Or when you realized YOU could go next? Find out what happens when teenagers face the possibility they might die young. 

Listen to all other eps and the first episode of this series (163: The Deathisode pt1: Interrupting Cow) @ getmortified.com

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165: The Deathisode pt2: I'm Not Going To Die a Virgin

From The Mortified Podcast | 36:19

Remember the first time you learned about death? Or when you realized YOU could go next? Find out what happens when teenagers face the possibility they might die young.

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Remember the first time you learned about death? Or when you realized YOU could go next? Find out what happens when teenagers face the possibility they might die young. 

Listen to all other eps and the first episode of this series (163: The Deathisode pt1: Interrupting Cow) @ getmortified.com

Love the podcast? Support Radiotopia!!

166: My Diary is a Jane Austen Novel

From The Mortified Podcast | 25:17

What happens when teenagers try to make their lives feel as romantic as Pride and Prejudice? This week, modern day teen diaries that sound like they’re straight out of the 19th century.

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What happens when teenagers try to make their lives feel as romantic as Pride and Prejudice? This week, modern day teen diaries that sound like they’re straight out of the 19th century.

The Mortified Podcast is a member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps at getmortified.com

This episode is made with the support by our friends at Article.

167: Stoners

From The Mortified Podcast | 27:40

In high school, smoking weed isn't just a thing you do, it's an identity. Tales of teenagers that ask the age old question — should I become a stoner?

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In high school, smoking weed isn't just a thing you do, it's an identity. Tales of teenagers that ask the age old question — should I become a stoner? Listen to all eps at getmortified.com. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

168: Roughing It

From The Mortified Podcast | 23:57

Celebrate summertime with tales of teenagers who are roughing it in the great outdoors. Experience the glory that is mother nature with the kids who would much rather be inside, eating Doritos and watching Degrassi reruns.

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Celebrate summertime with tales of teenagers who are roughing it in the great outdoors. Experience the glory that is mother nature with the kids who would much rather be inside, eating Doritos and watching Degrassi reruns.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps and find out how to see us live at getmortified.com.

169: 1960s Sweethearts

From The Mortified Podcast | 24:45

Romance gets a history lesson as Mortified dives into the teenage love lives of Baby Boomers. What was really going on inside the journals of adolescents in the days when Andy Griffiths ruled the airwaves and parents were losing their teenagers to Beatlemania?

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Romance gets a history lesson as Mortified dives into the teenage love lives of Baby Boomers. What was really going on inside the journals of adolescents in the days when Andy Griffiths ruled the airwaves and parents were losing their teenagers to Beatlemania?

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Binge the series at @ getmortified.com

170: My Mom Wants My Teacher!?

From The Mortified Podcast | 21:11

What happens when a boy fears his mom may have the hots for his teacher?

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What happens when a boy fears his mom may have the hots for his teacher? The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Hear all eps @ getmortified.com.

171: Band Geeks Rule!!

From The Mortified Podcast | 22:02

Celebrate the majesty and musicality of self-proclaimed band geeks.

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Celebrate the majesty and musicality of self-proclaimed band geeks.

The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Listen to all eps @ getmortified.com.