This piece belongs to the series "TURNTABLE FOR ONE"

Other pieces by H. William Stine

Summary: You can't get away from them - the so-called experts who want to tell you how to be happy, how to be successful, how to be your best self. Not working for you? That's because you aren't setting the bar low enough, something I've never been accused of, which makes me eminently qualified to help you learn this eminently useful and achievable skill: how to make yourself miserable. Listen to the instructors I've lined up for this seminar: Nat Cole, Shirley Horn, Kenny Rankin, Susie Arioli, Curtis Stigers, and more, including a mystery vocalist. I know, no way they could ever make you miserable. OK, true, but they're here to help you unlock the secrets to your own inner miserableness. Push the play button and and start becoming a new, miserable you in just one short hour.