This piece belongs to the series "TURNTABLE FOR ONE"

Other pieces by H. William Stine

Summary: Remember the old question, Would you rather be invisible or able to fly? My answer always was: who cares? All I've wanted since I was a kid was to be able to whistle. Never can, never have. But there are worse ways to sublimate than playing an hour of songs with or about whistling with Sue Matsuki, Sinatra, Lynn Veronneau, Louis Armstrong, Mark Murphy, Holly Cole, and others, right? And, of course, you won't want to miss the Turntable For One Great Moments In Whistling. I know, I'm not just whistling Dixie. Thanks a lot.