Can you _imagine_ getting an assignment to cover a legal metrology conference? The thought causes a villainous bile to rise in my throat, slowly choking my will to live. A credit to reporters everywhere, producer Alan Coukell has fashioned an exciting, dynamic, and humorous piece about this very subject. All radio should be this lively. The narration is punchy, the interviews are varied and informative, and the mix is playful. My hat is off. Outstanding.