This piece belongs to the series "TURNTABLE FOR ONE"

Other pieces by H. William Stine

Summary: Ever thought about what people will say about you after you're gone? Are you thinking about it now? Would you like to have the last word, even though they may be having the last laugh? Sure you would. That's why you need a good epitaph! You say you haven't thought of one yet? Sounds like I'm just in time because I've got about a dozen songs for you to consider as your epitaph plus some great singers who are dying to sing them for you - full disclosure: a number of them already died before you got here. But that won't stop us from listening to Sinatra, Diahann Carroll, Mark Murphy, Greta Metassa, Sinne Eeg, and more, including a mystery vocalist. Here's an epitaph for you: On the whole, I'd rather be listening to Turntable For One. (Where have I heard that one before?)