Giantman reminds me of another TAL "the good ole college days" story. It was about how some answering machine message about a guys Mom ranting about the student and the Little Mermaid.

There is something about college that allows for these fast-as-wildfire events, like a flash-mob. A college is basically an introverted community. Every college student should have a story like this. I'm trying to remember mine.

I like this experimental style, but I think this story would work great read in front of a audience, too.